Hetalia Old Spice Parodies 2

France: ( As requested by Darkgoddess1995 on Deviantart, Sile the Reader )

Look at you man. Now back at me. Now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he's not me, but maybe if he would use Old Spice, you could at least pretend he was me, ohohohohohohon~ Look down, look up, where are you? In my bed with a man your man could be, oui? What's in your hand? Look back up, I have it- A glass of the finest wine money can buy. Look again, the wine is now a handpicked rose, serving its only purpose to be picked and given to you. Anything is possible when you are as sexy as I am. Yes, I am naked

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England: (As Resquested by Akane Ichigo, Sile the Reader)

Look at you man. Now back at me. Now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he's not me, but maybe if he would use Old Spice, you could at least pretend he was me, but I seriously doubt it. Look down, back up, where are we? Somewhere far far away from that bastard France with the gentlemen your chap could be. What's that in your hand? Look back up, I've got it, your very favorite herbal tea. Look again, the tea is now scones that I assure you are very delicious and handmade. Anything is possible when you are a British Gentleman and not some perverted street rat. I'm on a Unicorn.

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America: (As Requested by Akane Ichigo, Sile the Reader)

Look at you man. Now back at me. Now back at your man. Now back to me. Sadly, he's not an alpha like me, as in alpha dog *WOOF* but if he used Old Spice, you could pretend that it was me. Where are you? At the house of the United States of ME, the Guy your guy should be like. What's in your hand? Look up, I have it- A super cool burger, usable in almost any situation. Look again, the Burger is now BURERS. That's right. As in more than one… Burgers that I would share with you any time, Cause anything is possible when you're a patriotic American. I'm the hero~!

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Poland: (As requested by Darkgoddess1995 on Deviantart )

Okay, like… get this. Look at your man. Now back at me. Then over to your man again. Now back at me! Sadly, he's totally not even half the man I am. But if he used Old Spice, then he could at least pretend, right? So, like, where are you? You're at that cute place with all the skirts a guy or girl could dream of! What's in your hand? Just kidding, I have it~! Its Liet's credit card, lets try not to max it out, 'kay? Look again, it's the pink paint for my house! So cool. Like, anything is possible when you're as manly and polish as I am. I'm on a pony… in a skirt!

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Lithuania: (As requested by Darkgoddess1995 on Deviantart )

Ah, well…. Look at your man. Now back at me. Now back at your man, and back at me again. Um… He isn't me. (Although I'm sure he's an alright person.) But if he was using Old Spice body wash, you could pretend that he is me. (But why would you do that? ono ) So where are you? Ah, it's kind of cold. (But thankfully it's not Russia's house…) but you're with the man your man could be like. Look down, what's in your hand? ( I hope I didn't seem like I was snatching) Look up, now I have it- It's a nice bouquet of flowers I got from the market. (They are quite nice. I'm sure they need plenty of sunlight.) Look again its- …. Where did my credit card go…? ….. Poland? Er… Anything is possible when you're nice and loving and kind… And don't pick on and invade other countries and just have them at your every beck and call… I have a stomachache…

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Prussia: (As Requested by ElizavetaHedevaryCWAD)

HA. Look at your man. Now back at me. Now just keep looking at me, and look at me one more time. That one look at your man should tell you that he's not as nearly as awesome as I am, but if he used Old Spice body wash, he wouldn't be close enough for you to pretend that was me, as much as you want to, but at least he'll smell better (Right, Roddy~?) . Look down, look back up, where are we? On a commercial promoting my awesomeness along with Old Spice body wash. What's in your hand? NOTHING, 'cause its now in MY hand. It's DIAMONDS. Look again, the diamonds just happen to be another part of my AWESOMENESS. Anything is possible when you're as awesome as I am, which you're not, so anything isn't possible in your case. I have a bird.