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Old Spice Parodies 3

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Lichtenstein : (As Requested by ElizavetaHedevaryCWAD, Queenie Boo )

Liech: H-Hello. Look at your man. Now back to me. Now back at your man, now back to me. S-sadly, he isn't me. But if he used Old spice, you could at least… pretend that he is me. Look down, back up, where are you? You're on an inexpensive but tasteful date with the man your man could be… What's in your hand? Look up, I have it. It is hand sewn pajamas, just for you. Look again, it is now food, though… I don't have much to spare… But anything is possible when you are an Old Spice man… But… Director, I don 't understand, I'm not a man.

Director: Eh? You're not?

Vash: You forgot your bow again. –Walks up, handing her the bow- What are you doing here anyway?

Liech: Thank you, Nii-san... And I am doing a commercial.

Vash: ?


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Hungary: (As Resquested by ElizavetaHedevaryCWAD, Zaphodiop)

Hungary: Look at your man, now back to me, now back to your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me, but perhaps he'd get a little tougher if he used Old Spice body wash, though that still won't save him from my wrath. Look down, look back up, where are you, you're at Mr. Austria's house, where France has- OH. Um…. Hehe, LOOK OVER THERE, look back, where are you now? You're on the battle field, getting your ass kicked by the country you wish you could be. What's in your hand, look back up, I have it, a pan, aimed at your FACE. Look again, the pan is now inflicting pain. Anything is possible when you're an old spice chick like me. I must go check on Mr. Austria~!

Prussia: You think part of that was aimed at someone? lD

Austria: G-Get off of m-me at once, France!



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Taiwan: (As Requested by ElizavetaHedevaryCWAD)

Taiwan: Oh, dear, its my turn? Why am I the first girl to go, I don't know how- … Oh, fine, fine. Look at your woman, now back to me, now back to your woman, now back to me… Sadly, she isn't me… I bet she looks really pretty though. What if she looks better than me? Wouldn't that defeat the point of the commercial? …. Anyhow. If she used Old Spice… I feel like I'm doing this wrong. Look down, look back up, where are you? Taking a scooter ride with the girl your girl could be like. What's in your hand? (besides the scooter handles, hopefully.) Look up, I have it. No, wait, why would you look up if you're driving the scooter? And if I'm driving the scooter, why do I have anything else in my hand? Are we going to crash? Ah, it's a sausage. Look again, it's a sausage WITHIN a sausage. Anything is possible when you use old spice. I'm drinking bubble tea!

… Was that okay? Are you sure?


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Russia: (As requested by Sile the Reader, Pop Tart )

Russia: Look at your man, now back at me, now back at your man, now back to me. Both of you will become one with Russia, Da? But this is an advertisement for Old Spice, so you should use it, despite it being a simple American grooming product. Look down, back up, where are we? Siberia, with the man your man will eventually become one with. What's in your hand? Look up, I have it- It is a bottle of vodka, for me of course. Look again, it's this wonderful magic water pipe! Shall I show you how it works? Anything is possible when it comes to Mother Russia. So you will become one with me now, correct? Kolkolkolkol…


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Canada: (As requested by Sile the Reader)

Canada: H-Hello ladies. Look at your man, now back to me, now back at me, now back to me. S-Sadly, he isn't me… which… is good that he isn't m-mistaken for anyone else, maple… But… if for some reason, you would want to pretend that h-he is me, then he s-should stop using that lady s-scented body wash and s-start using Old Spice, eh? Look down, back up, where are you? Y-You're at the G8 at meeting with the man no one r-recognizes as well as the man your man could be like… along with my f-friend, Kima… Kuja… Kumajiriya! What's in your hand? I have it, it's a maple l-leaf! Look again, the m-maple leaf is now in the shape of a r-rose! I hope you like it… Anything is p-possible when you're C-Canadian. I'm NOT America…!

Alternate thing: Look again, the m-maple leaf is now a stamp so no one will mistake me for America! Anything is p-possible when you're C-Canadian. I'm a Lumberjack and I'm okay...
Lol, you don't know how baffled I was to get a bunch of girl request for such a manry commercial.. But I tried and failed anyways ouo

Old Spice Parody thingy
Chapter 1: [link]
Chapter 2: [link]
Chapter 3: YOU HAVE ARRIVED AT YOUR DESTINATION.
Chapter 4: [link]
Chapter 5: [link]
Chapter 6: [link]
Chapter 7: [link]
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lol, russia XD