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Everyone wished him a happy birthday, all very unnecessary and time consuming. Yet, he stood there, poised, and accepting every (Quite useless) gift he received.
A white flag, a "I tapped dis" shirt ("No thank you, Prussia."), beer, some more beer, from Germany some wine (Although he wouldn't accept anything from France without having someone else test it first) some manga from Japan... (A girl who could play a magic violin because she wishes to really hard? BLASPHEMY. ) A stuffed Unicorn, some bullets (Switzerland probably has an endless amount) as well as a hand sown apron (courtesy of Lilli. ) From Canada he received some maple syrup (Which wasn't completely useless, since it cost much more here anyhow.) and various candies and teas from the Asians.
The Baltics got him music paper, Ukraine cried as she apologized for not having anything, and Belarus stood threateningly by her brother as he said that Austria's "Gift" was to become one with him... But thankfully, Spain and Romano managed to distract everyone with Spain's gift that was a cake in the shape of a cute turtle. (But then again, Spain should have known Austria'sfear immense dislike of marine animals.)
This didn't seem to be going very well, was Austria's thoughts, until America showed up, late as usual. Then his expression grew grimmer, thoughts shifting to "This could get worse."
"Sorry I was late." He laughed triumphantly, then gave a dramatic point to the birthday boy- er- man. "HAHA~! I WAS UP ALL NIGHT THINKING ABOUT WHAT TO GIVE YOU."
Not impressed Austria wasn't very impressed. America didn't even seem to have a present, let alone put so much thought into one.
America managed to pull his speakers out of nowhere, and plug his ipod in. With a typical heroic grin, he stepped back to start singing.
You're older than you've been and now you're even older!
And now you're even older!
You're older than you've ever been and now you're even older!
And now you're older still!
All the guests went slack-jawed at the pure stupidity of this country. What kind of song was that, anyway?
TIME! ...
IS MARCHING ON!
AND TIME! .....................................
There was quite a pregnant pause. So pregnant, one might think the song was over but-
IS STILL MARCHING OOOOON~
Everyone looked at Austria, who remained straight-faced though the song. He didn't appear to be showing a single emotion.
This day will soon be at an end and now it's even sooner~
and now it's even sooner~
and now it's even sooner~
This say will soon be at an end and now it's even sooner~
And now it's sooner still~
America stopped the song "And then it goes on a few more times like that but I thought that was like, TOTALLY your song because you're so... old, you know?" He rambled with a grin. "Like it?"
Austria stood up, fixed his collar, and abruptly left the room.
"M-Mr. Austria!" Hungary rushed after him, and soon, Chopin softly drifted back out to the rest of the party... who were staring intently at America.
"What?" America asked. "AHAHA, DON'T GET JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU GUY'S PRESENTS DIDN'T GET A STANDING OVATION TOO."
England sighed, exasperated, at the same time as what had to be the worlds 'largest simultaneous face-palm'
"That's definitely your kid." France said, shaking his head.
A white flag, a "I tapped dis" shirt ("No thank you, Prussia."), beer, some more beer, from Germany some wine (Although he wouldn't accept anything from France without having someone else test it first) some manga from Japan... (A girl who could play a magic violin because she wishes to really hard? BLASPHEMY. ) A stuffed Unicorn, some bullets (Switzerland probably has an endless amount) as well as a hand sown apron (courtesy of Lilli. ) From Canada he received some maple syrup (Which wasn't completely useless, since it cost much more here anyhow.) and various candies and teas from the Asians.
The Baltics got him music paper, Ukraine cried as she apologized for not having anything, and Belarus stood threateningly by her brother as he said that Austria's "Gift" was to become one with him... But thankfully, Spain and Romano managed to distract everyone with Spain's gift that was a cake in the shape of a cute turtle. (But then again, Spain should have known Austria's
This didn't seem to be going very well, was Austria's thoughts, until America showed up, late as usual. Then his expression grew grimmer, thoughts shifting to "This could get worse."
"Sorry I was late." He laughed triumphantly, then gave a dramatic point to the birthday boy- er- man. "HAHA~! I WAS UP ALL NIGHT THINKING ABOUT WHAT TO GIVE YOU."
Not impressed Austria wasn't very impressed. America didn't even seem to have a present, let alone put so much thought into one.
America managed to pull his speakers out of nowhere, and plug his ipod in. With a typical heroic grin, he stepped back to start singing.
You're older than you've been and now you're even older!
And now you're even older!
You're older than you've ever been and now you're even older!
And now you're older still!
All the guests went slack-jawed at the pure stupidity of this country. What kind of song was that, anyway?
TIME! ...
IS MARCHING ON!
AND TIME! .....................................
There was quite a pregnant pause. So pregnant, one might think the song was over but-
IS STILL MARCHING OOOOON~
Everyone looked at Austria, who remained straight-faced though the song. He didn't appear to be showing a single emotion.
This day will soon be at an end and now it's even sooner~
and now it's even sooner~
and now it's even sooner~
This say will soon be at an end and now it's even sooner~
And now it's sooner still~
America stopped the song "And then it goes on a few more times like that but I thought that was like, TOTALLY your song because you're so... old, you know?" He rambled with a grin. "Like it?"
Austria stood up, fixed his collar, and abruptly left the room.
"M-Mr. Austria!" Hungary rushed after him, and soon, Chopin softly drifted back out to the rest of the party... who were staring intently at America.
"What?" America asked. "AHAHA, DON'T GET JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU GUY'S PRESENTS DIDN'T GET A STANDING OVATION TOO."
England sighed, exasperated, at the same time as what had to be the worlds 'largest simultaneous face-palm'
"That's definitely your kid." France said, shaking his head.
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He doesn't like being called old, catch my drift?
Austria:
Song: Best pointless song that makes a point EVER Older
Band: They Might Be Giants.
Austria:
Song:
Band: They Might Be Giants.
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A pregnant pause?
A pregnant pause?